Hematite Bomb

20 Sep

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

18 Sep I decided to give Sebastian a makeover…

I decided to give Sebastian a makeover…

17 Sep

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

17 Sep

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

17 Sep

(Source: sandandglass)

17 Sep

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

16 Sep

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

14 Sep

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

14 Sep wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

(Source: babygoatsandfriends)

14 Sep teaseitoh:

I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.

teaseitoh:

I’m in tears over this comment I’m laughing so hard.

(Source: dupeuse)